What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can I stop drinking?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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